I’m fixing the layout right now. BRB
UPDATE:
So… Wadyathink about the new look?
I got the layout here btw, and tweaked some images. I know i’m no web designer but i guess, this is the best thing i can do. HAHA! At least it’s me. I’m no minimalist.
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Tagged by Juicee mylabs.
1. What was I doing 10 years ago?
Playing pogs, collecting teks, Watching Julio at Julia: Kambal ng Tadhana and playing with myself at home, talking to my action figures because i don’t have a brother to play with. Also, dismembering my sister’s Barbie and flushing it down the toilet.
O, maybe watching porn too.
2. What are 5 things on my to-do list today?
I’m not exactly sure. Finish one sponsored entry. Take a bath. Have a quality time with family. Get drunk. Have fun.
3. Snacks I enjoy:
Sisig, Kropek and Mr. Chips. Anything that has MSG in it.
4. Places I’ve lived:
I haven’t moved since birth.
5. Things I’d do if I were a billionaire:
Of course I WON’T donate it to charity. I’ll invest. Prolly, franchise a Jollibee or Brother’s burger or Starbucks or Bench or Topman I don’t know. I’ll buy an island in Palawan and name it after me. I’ll buy my mom bags and shoes and my dad will have his own Rolls-royce. My sisters are gonna have their shares too.
I’m gonna make tambay at Embassy and rub elbows with the Gucci Gang.
6. People I want to know more about:
None. I don’t care about other people. I’m conceited like that…
I Won’t tag anyone. LOL! But you can do this meme if you like.
I’m a management student, and i would like to start a business anytime soon. A Business Start up Consulting is the best way to start your business.
I officially became a 3rd year college student yesterday. It’s fun having breaks and meeting new classmates and orienting ( but most probably alienating) the freshies about the different orgs in campus. Of course, breaking in the classrooms of freshies is easy since they’re clueless.
Actually, a lot of rumors are circulating that the new batch from my course has a lot of beautiful ladies. A friend from a political party told me that she’s gonna make announcements in rm 206. So being the helpful friend that i am, i tagged along with her, hoping to find potential ‘karir’ ahihihi. I saw two or three pwede-na beauties, one unang-tingin-maganda-pangalawang-tingin-kasawa-na and a girl… that certain girl who caught my attention. I AM INLAB!!! LOL!
Everything was suppose to flow smoothly until…
Friend from a political party: Any questions!?? This guy here will announce something…
Me: *Panicking*
Friend from a political party: *naughty face*
I don’t have anything else to say, but being the Mcgyver that i am, I improvised.
Me: The the… only recognized recognized fra- university-wide, recognized fra-
Gay freshman student: Pwede tagalog nalang!?
Me: I CAN DO THIS YOU GHEY!!!
Friend from a political party: magtagalog ka na kasi!
Me: SINO GUSTO MAGFRAT!!!?
*Awkward silence*
I swear they stare as though ice is dropped in my undies. The things i put myself into.
Me: Oh, you can also try the football club.
Girl who looks like a man: I’ll join
The first time in my life, i announce my number to the whole class. But i swear to god and all things holy, the GIRL… that certain girl who caught my, she took note of my number. Err… or so i thought, maybe she’s calling Bantay Bata. I don’t know. Ahuhu. Fail.
If you want to be cool in school, wear eyeglasses. You’ll be an instant head-turner! COOL!
Bloggers are celebrities too!
Mariano is famous for having naked and jackass pictures on his blog. Who would forget these pukinanginang entries that can make you cringe just by looking at it. Mariano Juancho is the astigest blogger out there. He can do back flips. Also, he can give K0rn, System of a down and Metallica a run for their money. He is the lost pubic hair of satan!!! OBEY YOUR MASTER!!
TARAGIS!!!
Spot the difference. None.
Bloggers are celebrities too!
We all know that LA is queer. sHE is the fairy gay mother of many bloggers out there. To tell you the truth, he’s sort of my idol in making money online. Blogging bought him his ipod touch.
I envy that ipod touch, i’ll do anything to have one. Even risk my butt hole’s virginity. BWHAHAHAHAHA
BWHAAHHAHAHAHA! BOOBIES!!
Bloggers are celebrities too!
Lakwatsero.com is the only travel blog that i visit regularly. LOL! The man behind this blog is probably the hippest and coolest “17-year-old” out there. hihi
LOLOLOL!
Snap back to reality. Click!
Bloggers are celebrities too!
Menthol-guy, because <sarcasm> i’m such an avid fan,</sarcasm> here’s my tribute entry for you. ahihi
I don’t know if I’m supposed to barf or lol or both, but believe me this job requires guts and drugs.
Snap back to reality. Click!
Gustong-gusto ko sumakay ng FX. Eto lang kasi ang sinasakyan ng mga taong bourgeoisie na klasipikasyon ng taong nasa gitna ng mga taong walang perang pantaxi, pero may pera para hindi sumakay ng jeep. Iba-iba ang mga makakasalamuha mo sa FX. May mga estudyante, matatandang hukluban, malilibog na bakulaw, mga tulog ng tulog na walang pakialam sa laway pero malas mo nalang kung holdaper ang makasabay mo. Aminado ako minsan na nalalagay ako sa klasipikasyon ng mga estudyanteng tulog ng tulog na walang pakialam sa laway. Masarap kasi matulog kapag-aircon. Pero tuwing tanghali at parang oven ang FX, hindi talaga ako makatulog dahil tumutulo ang pawis ko sa kilikili.
Iba-iba din ang drayber na masasakyan mo. Minsan nga meron pa silang radyo at nakikipag-usap sila sa kapwa drayber nilang pumapasada. Tumatanggo tanggo pa sila, at charlie fox na yan roger, oscar kilo, tanggo tanggo tayo diyan sa may malaking bilog, roger. Nakakaaliw lang talaga sila.
Pero kahapon, nung sumakay ako sa FX, dun ako pumwesto sa may likod. May nakasabay akong dalawang bardagul na nag-aaral sa FEU. Nakakatuwa ang pinag-uusapan nila. Eto ang pagkakatanda ko:
Bardagul #1: Pre, grabe yung binogbog ko nung isang araw, naospital pre!
Bardagul #2: O? Kamusta na nga pala yung chick mo tol, dude tsong pare?
Bardagul #1: Ayon, ang sarap nun brad!! Sexy kamuka ni Maxine Magalona!!
Bardagul #2: Tangenangyan pare! Gutom na ako…
Bardagul #1: Gusto mo ng Kitkat? *Naglabas ng Kitkat chocolate sa bag*
Bardagul #2: Hati tayo… *Sabay nilang hinati ang kitkat*
Bardagul #1: Sarap noh? *Hinihimod ang kamay* Bigay toh saken ni Angela eh… Pasalamat ka binigyan kita!
Bardagul #2: Oh? tara laro tayo *pumusisyon siya pero hindi ko alam yung pangalan ng laro nila.* Ang matalo pipitikin sa ilong, ready ka na ba pre!!!
Ayun, naglaro lang sila at nagpitikan ng ilong. Ang laki-laki nila pero kinikilig sila kapag magpipitikan na sila ng ilong. Yung isa nga ay humahalinghing pa at nakikipagkilitian. Pinipigil ko na lang ang tawa ko kasi baka “bogbogin” nila ako at “maospital” din ako.
Sa harapan ko naman, ay magkakaibigang babae. Mga nursing student sila pero hindi ko alam ang eskwelahan na pinapasukan nila. Ang pinag-uusapan naman nila ay kung hindi tungkol sa mga lalake ng buhay nila eh yung mga kinaiinisan nila.
Babae 1: Alam mo, nag-away kami ni Ejay kanina…
Babae 2: Hala! Baket?
Babae 1: Kasi kanina, niyayakap niya ako… eh diba alam niyo naman na may… alam mo na… may amoy ng onti si Ejay. Kaw nga diba nahalata mo yun, ayun eh niyayakap niya ako eh hindi ko makaya yung amoy, pero hindi ko naman masabi sakanya na amoy putok siya, ayun sabi ko nalang “Ano ba wag nga!!” tpos nagalit nalang bigla.
Babae 2: Grabe naman! Regaluhan mo kaya ng deodorant? *tumatawa*
Babae 1: Eh baka lalo magalit yun… hayaan ko nalang. Kasi alam ko nagagalit yun eh, sensitive yun sa mga ganung bagay eh. Pero hindi siya sensitive sa amoy niya…
Babae 3: Hay nako hiwalayan mo na nga yang si Ejay! Napakakomplikado ng problema niyo.
Naipit ako sa dalawang bundok, wala akong magawa kasama ko sila sa buong trip ko pauwi. Sana mabasa nila ito, at ang masasabi ko lang sa inyo, MAGPATULOG NAMAN KAYO!
