Here are some of the books that will be adapted into movies in 2009. Give me one film adaptation that exceeds its literary counterpart; none! LOL! But of course, for the sake of argument, these are two different media so.. yeah. Here are some film adaptations that you may watch out for in 2009:
GAY GAY GAY! WEEEH!!. I don’t usually reaaad these types of literature. I abhor chick-lits. Again, i don’t read theesee shits. Seriously. But since The Devil Wears Prada is such a big hit, then why not this. Moving on..
Dan Brown’s second installment of the Robert Langdon series. Hmmm. I’ve read The Da Vinci Code and I liked this one better. Let’s hope they won’t use the you-will-go-to-hell-if-you-watch-this marketing strategy they used last time. This is actually the only book i liked from Brown. That schmuck.
More like Harry Pussy!!! This is supposed to be on reel this 2008 but they’re too chickon to match up with Twilight. Seriously What’s up with that?! Pussies.
Oh, it’s inevitable. The second installment of the Edward Cullen series. Am i to say more about this movie? Two or more months from now, fan girls around the world will blog about this left and right that it would be suffice to say OKAAY we get it, you all hate TAKIPSILIM. Carry on. (Which made me think for a second, if this will have a Tagalog version…. BAGONG BUWAN! FTW)
Starring Sarah Michelle Gellar. As stated by Coelho himself, Gellar portrays Veronika how he had always imagined it. Hmmm. Let’s just hope they won’t masacre the book. Judging by the trailer, it’s okay. The question is, will Gellar touch herself? HIHIHIHI
WOW! Just wow! Y’know how Oprah says WOW everytime she endorses a product? I’m wow-ing like that.
I’ve upgraded my Wordpress Dashboard to 2.7 and i’m loving eeet! I’m giggling like a girl in a teenybopper movie but seriously, the layout is supah fine. Non-wordpress-slash blogger you won’t know what i’m talking about.
On the other hand, I haven’t updated this blog’s layout since November. Remember the thing i wrote about me getting so wrist-slashing emo and got “healed” by creating layouts, channeling the bad vibes into something beautiful? Well, fuck that. I haven’t opened Adobe since gad knows when. I hope that i could finish it within the holiday vacay.
Eneweee! Offline friends and brothas from anotha mothas, please, for the love of god and all things holy in this world, just keep this a taboo. It’s really akward talking about THIS blog everytime you see me in person. I swear, one time somebody asked me if i know the person who writes in this blog and right then and there i wish i got sucked by Sebo vacuum cleaners.
This blog is how i purge all the badvibes, keeping me sane for the time being. As much as i want to keep this blog as personal as possible, i can’t. I’ve a few commitments with this blog that not only involves social norms, but money as well. This is what i hate most about not being anonymous.
Don’t get me wrong though, i love this blog. I love you gais reading this shit i’m writing. As a matter of fact, just to prove that, i’m planning on renewing this domain for one more year. Let’s prolong the agony shall we.
I was on a roof with a girl looking at the stars when an airplane burning at the skies, nose-dived a few blocks away from us missing our house. I ducked and felt the tremble of it all. It rained flames and the girl and i did our best to dodge the shrapnel of the plane. It was chaos.
Still on the roof, i checked on the crash site. Cadavers are being piled up by the rescue team. I saw burned carcass. I distinguished a smell of burned meat. In particular, i saw the horror in a dead girl’s body; eyeballs deep in a dark eye socket, mouth wide open. For a moment i heard her scream of pain. The thing is, i never felt any remorse or sadness seeing these. I just looked there.
Then i woke shirt soaking with sweat sticking to my body. It was cold all of a sudden.
I should really get a car insurance ‘coz you’ll never know!!
Eva Fonda made me watch teleseryes since Pangako sa’yo! LOLZ! Christine Reyes is sooo emef-ing haaawt. I can’t believe the evolution she went through way back Starstruck days. I know it has “mature” content but i just can’t comprehend with some viewers asking for MTRCB to ban it. I mean, kids should be sleeping at that time right? Parents and the media should have a shared responsibility on upbringing children.
Anyhooooooo! Sex sells. Deal with it. Also, do you know Oscar de la Renta? Awesome!
Last year, Tita Janette Toral launched the quest for the top ten emerging influential bloggers of 2007. Most of the blogs i voted made it to the list. However, the competency of the bloggers who won became a mudafvcken issue in the blogosphere. Some say that some blogs do not fall under the definition of “influential.” Some are just emerging but not really influential. Anyhoo, past is past. Let Bygones be bygones, whatever that means.
This made me ask, what happened to the winners last year? Some changed their domain, some stopped writing (or is it? idk). Some infested their blog with ads. Some became reaaaally influential. Some just died. Don’t get me wrong though, they got every right to do whatever they wanna do with their life. It’s their blog anyways.
Mariano is famous for having naked and jackass pictures on his blog. Who would forget thesepukinanginangentries that can make you cringe just by looking at it. Mariano Juancho is the astigest blogger out there. He can do back flips. Also, he can give K0rn, System of a down and Metallica a run for their money. He is the lost pubic hair of satan!!! OBEY YOUR MASTER!!
Improv Everywhere causes scenes of chaos and joy in public places. Created in August of 2001 by Charlie Todd, Improv Everywhere has executed over 70 missions involving thousands of undercover agents. The group is based in New York City.
Improv Everywhere decided to go for world domination so they started to go global. Chapters around the globe sprung like mushrooms and made scenes around them. Of course Philippines, a newly industrialized nation, third-world-no-more and actively responding to the demands of the rapidly changing society decided to join the fun hence the birth of Eksena Manila.
The Philippines based Eksena Manila is a group of young developing community of 100 [and counting] agents in the process of establishing their name and reputation to match the global Improv standards, inspired by New York, USA’s Improv Everywhere.
Our only goal is to make scenes across Manila that bring innocent fun, wild chaos and joy to every Pinoy when they least expect it, generally through a profound act and utter absurdity. While missions can get wild, weird and wonderful they will always be harmless bliss that will leave confusion and will keep them engrossed in our dimension to share stories and great memories to treasure.
I joined the 3rd mission: LRT Chorale. IT WAS LOOOL! The mission is for agents to sing inside the LRT Station from Betty Go-Belmonte to V. mapa. We sang Maling Akala by the Eraserheads. My heart is pounding the minute i stepped inside the train. People of different color, size and shape were in there. The first thing i did was to look for someone i know. Good thing, there’s none! The nerves diminished as i sang my heart out! The construction-worker-looking guy stared at me as though i’m flipping out. I was flipping out. The emo boys at the back cart of the train were dancing and tapping along with us. I even heard one say “Ayos sa trip ah… Que sera sera naman sunod!” Lol. Here’s a teaser of our LRT Chorale mission: Enjoy!
Watch out for the whole video…
“Kung wala kayong ginagawa pumunta kayo sa JOBS FAIR” - Umeeksenang Manong!
We all know that LA is queer. sHE is the fairy gay mother of many bloggers out there. To tell you the truth, he’s sort of my idol in making money online. Blogging bought him his ipod touch.
I envy that ipod touch, i’ll do anything to have one. Even risk my butt hole’s virginity. BWHAHAHAHAHA
