Bloggers are celebrities too!
We all know that LA is queer. sHE is the fairy gay mother of many bloggers out there. To tell you the truth, he’s sort of my idol in making money online. Blogging bought him his ipod touch.
I envy that ipod touch, i’ll do anything to have one. Even risk my butt hole’s virginity. BWHAHAHAHAHA
BWHAAHHAHAHAHA! BOOBIES!!
Bloggers are celebrities too!
Lakwatsero.com is the only travel blog that i visit regularly. LOL! The man behind this blog is probably the hippest and coolest “17-year-old” out there. hihi
LOLOLOL!
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Bloggers are celebrities too!
Menthol-guy, because <sarcasm> i’m such an avid fan,</sarcasm> here’s my tribute entry for you. ahihi
I don’t know if I’m supposed to barf or lol or both, but believe me this job requires guts and drugs.
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If my childhood will be given a chance to become a movie, i would definitely choose Baby Bronson to become the lead role.
This is me when i was still supot.
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Panget ako nung bata ako. Naalala ko pa noon nognog ako, pango, usngal, mukang gusgusin. Minsan nga ay napagkakamalan pa akong pulubi. Hindi ako cute noon. Walang may gusto kumurot saakin dahil iniisip nila na kakagatin ko sila bigla. Hindi ako sikat sa elementarya. Hindi ako yung sumasayaw sa harap ng stage at kinukurot ng mga magulang. Tahimik kasi ako noon.
Hindi ko naman sinasabing gwapo ako ngayun ah, kasi hindi naman talaga ako gwapo ngayun. Pero masasabi ko na nagimprove naman ang itsura ko. Pero kung ikukumpara mo ang itsura ko noon sa itsura ko ngayun, putangina, mapapamura ka talaga.
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I tell you, Ilocos Norte is love. The food, the weather, the history, its people. I have nothing but praise for everything Ilocos. I would like to thank, with utmost appreciation, the royal Lazo family for gracefully hosting our trip. The Lazo family is one of the oldest, and if i may add but not quite parenthetically the richest in Ilocos. HECK! They even have their own family coat of arms! The stereotypes of Ilocanos being stingy when it comes to money is NOT true. I enjoyed every bit of my 3-4 days in Ilocos… it would be impossible for me not to come back there anytime.
Paoay Church! Woohoo
I’m not gonna blog about the whole trip, coz y’know what happens in Ilocos stays in Ilocos. But all i can say is… it was a BLAST! And when i say blast, it’s putok! Pagudpod, Paoay church, windmills, lighthouse, Burgos, Graciano, the Empanadas, Bagnets, Dinuguans, Fort Ilocandia… and Cathy Lao. LOLZ! Oh, and it was my first time to hold a gun of another man. I mean, the Caliber 40 and M-16. AAAhhh, i’m having multiple orgasm typing these. Reminiscing what happened in Ilocos makes me… mushy. LOL! I want to go back there!
Pagudpod. Ehehe, lookie loookie at my body. Protruding nipples! LOLZ!
The day before i went there, i prepared for everything. I got my Jansport Bag and another duffel bag but… as i was on my way to our meeting place, I realized that i forgot the duffel bag at home! It contain 3 shorts, slippers, toothpaste, shampoo but nothing major. Good thing fatass Mikwho lent me his excess shorts, though it’s quite big! Yes folks, I’m that absent-minded. Or excited. I don’t care, i had fun.
So people, minions, visit Ilocos Norte. It’s all worth it. (See! I can totally give SOME TRAVEL BLOGS OUT THERE a run for their money! LOL!)
Woohoo! Naka-empake na! May baon na! Ready na ako! Ang tanong, ready na ba ang Pagudpod girls sa akin!? Ahihihi! Tatlong araw mahigit ako mawawala, para pumunta sa Ilocos kaya BRB muna! Papasalubungan ko nalang kayo ng Bagnet.
Payo ko lang sa mga nakatira sa Ilocos na may anak na babae! Itago niyo na sila, i-lock ang pinto, at wag magbukas ng bintana dahil paparating na ang original THE destroyer.
UPDATE: tumawag si ermats, ingat daw ako… baka makabuntis. AMFUFU!
