One. I came out 10lbs from my mom’s pwetra. They say that’s pretty big for a baby they thought it was twins. I’m underweight right now.

Two. I like Chicharon, Balot and Isaw. I automatically like people who likes ‘em too.

Three. Contrary to the loud, obnoxious bastard that my character exudes in the internet who surfs for iphone accessories , i’m not really talkative in real life. I’m aloof and awkward most of the time.

Four. My limit is 5 bottles of 500ml Redhorse. 4 when drunk straight from the bottle.

Five. I have four stitches at the back of my head. I look like alakancha from behind.

Six. I was eleven years old when i started surfing the net. female.com was the first porn i visited. rotten.com and sfogs were the earliest bookmarked page. Once had a renster.8m.com website. O yeah, facepic was the facebook back then.

Seven. I like shitting naked. LOL. WHAT!?

Eight. I love the feeling of highlighters sliding on paper.

Nine. I’m too lazy to add another one. O YEAH.

one. I’m sorry, i’m a jerk. I left you hanging.

two. You’re the coolest person i have ever met. Ever.

three. I want to have a hot, wild, barbaric sex with you. YES, you. But, i don’t think you would allow it without me getting a restraining order. lol

four. You don’t have to try so hard to be cool y’know. It makes you look like a desperate bitch/bastard.

five. I wanna eat your brains. I mean figuratively, I’m enamored by how you express your thoughts and ideas. Wise people are sexy. Like that wholesale distributor i always see whenever i go out. LOL

six. I’m sorry for being passive-aggressive on you. I’m doing this on what I think is for your own good. Stop wearing cartoon character neckties for god’s sake. I know, burning it with yosi was uncalled for, sorry.

seven. Thanks for being a friend. Thanks for everything you’ve done. One day I’ll give it all back to you. For now, i pray for good karma. lol.

eight. Your rants are irrelevant. Stop acting like Kris Aquino, you’re not that big. Keep it real ‘coz this ain’t showbiz.

nine. I don’t wanna be a home wrecker. Sorry for the awkward conversations.

ten. It seems as though i don’t know you anymore.

That’s all. If you think it’s you, then maybe it is you.

One. Food!! But not like any other food. As contemplated in the preceding entries, I LOVE CHICHARON. And Balut. And Isaw. Not a fan of chocolates, pangchiks lang yun. I like pistachio ice cream though.

Two. A great conversation over a bottle of beer or any alcoholic drink. Pag may alak, may balak. LOLjk. In vino veritas.

Three. Internet literate who searches eye creams.

Four. Can keep up with my sense of humor (or the lack thereof). And by sense of humor, we speak of the countless sarcasm i utter in almost every day.

Five. Open minded. Somebody whom I can regard to as a partner-in-crime. Someone who does not encumber nor frustrate nor restrict. Love does not dictate it participate.

Six. Prospective. Someone who looks into the future with ambition, eagerness and positivity. I hate people who judge you for what you did; most especially those of which you regret. The past should not be a prison for anyone.

Seven. SEX! loljk. Mahinhin pero medyo bastos. WHAAAAT?!

Eight. Anyone who wants to watch a movie with me tomorrow later.

one. Law school and how i’m miserably failing it. I so wanna be like a Jones Act lawyer

two. HER. WHAAAAAAAAAT?!

three. Whenever i walk in a public place, i ask myself what if people from the internet sees me here? lol.

four. How i’m going payatot all over again. Haven’t hit the gym for 3 months now.

five. Sex.

six. Sometimes in a bar or in a classroom, i go Krakatoa and kill everyone in my mind.

seven. What if i’m a billionaire? What would i buy? hmm.

One time, my friends and i went into a bar with rustic furniture. LOL. You know what i did there. YEAH. It feels so good to party once in a while. At least, for once i feel as though i’m alive.

So yeah. I received my grades a while ago. All my hard work did not paid off. I studied like hell and all i got is a failing grade. Catastrophic i tell you. I feel so depressed right now.

I want to be free!! I want to be free!!!

LOL. I want to just slip in to my running shorts and shoes and just run away from all the academic stress clouding me recently. The Preliminary exams just ended and the results are coming in! I’m so depressed with the outcome you have no idea. I can totally punch someone right now. Preferably, Gabby Concepcion. LOL

WHAT!? haha

O hai gais!

It’s 10 am in the morning here and i’m drinking coffee and eating Siopao for brunch. I’m currently online because I’m searching for this Condo unit of my friend who is having party tonight. I know how to go there so i’m checking out google maps.

I wish i have a GPS gadget. Last night i was reading gps reviews and i so want to experience having a GPS on my phone. A friend of mine is selling this tablet that has GPS for a car used by the NBI lol but i dunno ’bout that.

So I can totally enter a person’s dream right? And my client, that Japanese-Korean-Whatever guy, asked me to get the code from his arch-nemesis of some sort. So I got into his dreams and wham! I got the code! It’s 108R00724. LOL

I still can’t get over Inception. Haha! Have i told you gais that i’ve been sporting the wet brush-up look since i watched that movie?! OK, My life is average.