I just can’t let this pass.



Kickass! The inner fanboy is back. O NOES!

I officially became a 3rd year college student yesterday. It’s fun having breaks and meeting new classmates and orienting ( but most probably alienating) the freshies about the different orgs in campus. Of course, breaking in the classrooms of freshies is easy since they’re clueless.

Actually, a lot of rumors are circulating that the new batch from my course has a lot of beautiful ladies. A friend from a political party told me that she’s gonna make announcements in rm 206. So being the helpful friend that i am, i tagged along with her, hoping to find potential ‘karir’ ahihihi. I saw two or three pwede-na beauties, one unang-tingin-maganda-pangalawang-tingin-kasawa-na and a girl… that certain girl who caught my attention. I AM INLAB!!! LOL!

Everything was suppose to flow smoothly until…

Friend from a political party: Any questions!?? This guy here will announce something…

Me: *Panicking*

Friend from a political party: *naughty face*

I don’t have anything else to say, but being the Mcgyver that i am, I improvised.

Me: The the… only recognized recognized fra- university-wide, recognized fra-

Gay freshman student: Pwede tagalog nalang!?

Me: I CAN DO THIS YOU GHEY!!!

Friend from a political party: magtagalog ka na kasi!

Me: SINO GUSTO MAGFRAT!!!?

*Awkward silence*

I swear they stare as though ice is dropped in my undies. The things i put myself into.

Me: Oh, you can also try the football club.

Girl who looks like a man: I’ll join

The first time in my life, i announce my number to the whole class. But i swear to god and all things holy, the GIRL… that certain girl who caught my, she took note of my number. Err… or so i thought, maybe she’s calling Bantay Bata. I don’t know. Ahuhu. Fail.

If you want to be cool in school, wear eyeglasses. You’ll be an instant head-turner! COOL!

And the winner is… LYZIUS!!! Go visit her blog, because promoting her is the only thing i can offer. She’s in Dubai right now and so it’s impossible for me to give her “the pleasure” of having a drink with me. And besides, even if she’s here, she’s already married. I’ll be bog-bog-sarado-potol-tete in no time if that happens.

It’s hard for me to not mention and recognize the reactions of some people when they didn’t win the 10kth challenge. Here’s a conversation with a blogger, whose name will not be mentioned for possible humiliation. Just a hint, starts with a C, and rhymes with hroneicon. BWHAAH

Blogger: tangina!! lumagpas ako sa 10k
Me: ahahah!tapos na
Blogger:
Me: si lyzius na ang nanalo
Blogger: Di na kita mapapasakan
Blogger:
Me: putangina ahhahahahahaha

BWAHAHAH

Thank you! Thank you for visiting! Next goal, 100k in 3 months! Wooohoo!

On the local news, it seems that the “serial killer hoax” is true after all. As a matter of fact, the Manila police are on the hunt for what is believed to be a madman who is responsible for the death of two women in Manila last week. Here’s the full story..

Scary! Times is hard! CONSTANT VIGILANCE!