I’m watching PBB Teen Clash finale right now.

LOL. It’s okay for me actually for an international housemate to win pinoy big brother. I don’t care. OH WOW as of now while i’m writing this the winner is announced. It’s that aussie guy. Err. I’m not really rooting for him. Hey. I’m talking to myself once again. Carry on with our miserable lives taking care of pond algae control.

What can you say about this new mobile provider? Will it last? 0.50cents per minute hmm…

One of the many things that irritate me lately is seeing Bayani Fernando’s posters in almost everywhere i go. It’s downright fugly.

Photo courtesy of aleksander2006.

I don’t have an idea on what’s the purpose of putting your ugly mugshot on the streets Metro Manila. It’s totally irrelevant to the message of his poster. This is a clear propaganda of him running for 2010. But why use, our taxes? The office of the ombudsman should do something about this. The mayor of Makati even removed Fernando’s posters in his district, can’t blame him though… those posters are horrible.

One thing for sure is that i’m not voting for Bayani Fernando. His posters remind me of Hitler.

Be wise in 2010.

(Oh, and i’m suppose to put a picture of Janette “Babes” Malaya of Quezon city but i can’t find any. Her posters are to die for! Anyone has a copy?)

buy these wine refrigerators, awesome!

The Foodcourt musical by ImprovEverywhere

Improv Everywhere causes scenes of chaos and joy in public places. Created in August of 2001 by Charlie Todd, Improv Everywhere has executed over 70 missions involving thousands of undercover agents. The group is based in New York City.

Improv Everywhere decided to go for world domination so they started to go global. Chapters around the globe sprung like mushrooms and made scenes around them. Of course Philippines, a newly industrialized nation, third-world-no-more and actively responding to the demands of the rapidly changing society decided to join the fun hence the birth of Eksena Manila.

The Philippines based Eksena Manila is a group of young developing community of 100 [and counting] agents in the process of establishing their name and reputation to match the global Improv standards, inspired by New York, USA’s Improv Everywhere.

Our only goal is to make scenes across Manila that bring innocent fun, wild chaos and joy to every Pinoy when they least expect it, generally through a profound act and utter absurdity. While missions can get wild, weird and wonderful they will always be harmless bliss that will leave confusion and will keep them engrossed in our dimension to share stories and great memories to treasure.

I joined the 3rd mission: LRT Chorale. IT WAS LOOOL! The mission is for agents to sing inside the LRT Station from Betty Go-Belmonte to V. mapa. We sang Maling Akala by the Eraserheads. My heart is pounding the minute i stepped inside the train. People of different color, size and shape were in there. The first thing i did was to look for someone i know. Good thing, there’s none! The nerves diminished as i sang my heart out! The construction-worker-looking guy stared at me as though i’m flipping out. I was flipping out. The emo boys at the back cart of the train were dancing and tapping along with us. I even heard one say “Ayos sa trip ah… Que sera sera naman sunod!” Lol. Here’s a teaser of our LRT Chorale mission: Enjoy!

Watch out for the whole video…

“Kung wala kayong ginagawa pumunta kayo sa JOBS FAIR” - Umeeksenang Manong!

Visit eksena manila’s youtube account for more videos.

Haha! I think, this was last week’s episode of ASAP where they featured FHM cover girls Nina Jose and Hazel Anne Mendoza. Spot 1:20 of this video. Uber lolz! I know it’s not THAT hot. I mean, everyone would wish that Nina Jose should’ve had the wardrobe malfunction. hehe. I remember Hazel Anne as Flerida Macaspac of Pangako Sa’yo. She plays the lulzy younger sister of Kristine Hermosa. Ok, i stop nao. Here’s the Hazel Anne Mendoza Nipple Slip: Enjoy[?]

So, it’s not that clear… but i tell you, i saw the episode on tv and i did recognized the Areola. It’s not pink. O, and see how she fixed herself on 1:26. LOL! Magsusuot pa kasi ng malaswa, eh alam namang sasayaw!

Pukinanginangyan! Nasan ang pinoy pride jan? Eh sa simula lang yung Filipino lahat English na! May accent pa. Thik men mow eng kamao! Thik men mow eng kamao! Thik men mow eng kamao! Nagkukunwaring mga egoy.

Let’s talk about the local music scene shall we. I know, Imago’s got talent and all, BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THINGS HOLY IN THE WORLD, stop creating these types of shitty music videos!!!! It’s pure suckage! I know retro’s back and all but please… this is just atrocious.

On the other hand, I really like the videos of Urbandub. Sadomasochistic theme is the shiznit! I’m not sure though, but methinks it’s the theme for their every video. Sadomasochistic themes, not everyone’s cup of tea, or something anyone would think of… but i prefer such themes than those 60s/70s/80s/ABBA-inspired themes that you see in almost every opm videos out there. Here’s Evidence, enjoy. (Oh, and i love the hammer scene, btw)

And because everyone is talking about this local show, why not write an entry about it. I watched it a while ago and it’s quite entertaining aktuli. Of course PBB is entertaining just on its early episodes. Everything gets boring on the latter part where the housemates get insane or donate fecal matters to charity. Anyhoo these children are lucky for having the opportunity to experience great stuff inside the “big” house. A part of me is jealous actually. Well, since they voluntarily whored themselves on TV, chismis is a part of it. Your biggest, deepest, darkest secret can get revealed in an instant. Like this kid Alex, who divulged to the generally-circumcised population of the Philippines that he’s supot. O, and there are rumors that he’s gay too. WTF! See the downside of being popular, anyone and everyone can talk against you without you knowing it.

I can totally become the Pinoy Perez Hilton. Call me, Pareng Hilton. LOLOLOL

O btw, I really crush xoxo Nicole. Anybody out there knows her personally? Her friendster, multiply, facebook account perhaps? She reminds me of someone… from the past.

LOL She’s not THAT pretty on that picture but she totally mesmerizes me whenever i see her on TV. My first love was Valerie but got off by that infamous Parang di ko yata kaya song by Jessa Zaragoza. I realized, maputi lang siya. But this girl, Nicole… i’m in love. LOL