Xmas is the time to be consumerist sonsabitches and get away with it. If you want to have xmas sechs with me then you better know how to push it. I swear i’ll give my body and soul to anyone who will give me these. The list is also applicable to my birthday.

1. Canon EOS 450D. I can feel that it’s my calling to take pictures. I know i can do better with all the pseudo-photographers out there.

2. Gola Valiant Hi-top. Pang-araw-araw lang.

3. Puma X AMQ collab shoe. I’m a kicks fan even though i only have 4 pairs under my bed. Check out the soles of this one.

4. Playboy Lightning bolt necklace. If you know where can i get one, holler. I have a weird obsession with the lightning bolt shape. I don’t know why. I write my “S” like that. I’m weird like that.

5. Chrysler 300c. Suntok sa buwan i know.

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Everyday, everyone in the family goes out and hunts for wild animals to feed our herd. I’m the only one left without a job. I’m the youngest actually, and I’m still in college. Summer vacation is supposed to be a break… a hiatus from all the stress and heavy school work; but no. All I do is surf the net, watch movie marathons and bum all day. Don’t get me wrong though, I love doing nothing actually. I’m a Sloth in human form. But all these bumming develop a new form of stress to my body. Life would have been easier if I have those affordable discount home theater seating which features top grain leather in the seating area and cup holders on each arm. I can only imagine myself sipping iced tea, eating popcorn, enjoying a good movie and pretty much living life.

With these seats in your entertainment room, who needs company? Lol.

I tell you, Ilocos Norte is love. The food, the weather, the history, its people. I have nothing but praise for everything Ilocos. I would like to thank, with utmost appreciation, the royal Lazo family for gracefully hosting our trip. The Lazo family is one of the oldest, and if i may add but not quite parenthetically the richest in Ilocos. HECK! They even have their own family coat of arms! The stereotypes of Ilocanos being stingy when it comes to money is NOT true. I enjoyed every bit of my 3-4 days in Ilocos… it would be impossible for me not to come back there anytime.

Paoay Church! Woohoo

I’m not gonna blog about the whole trip, coz y’know what happens in Ilocos stays in Ilocos. But all i can say is… it was a BLAST! And when i say blast, it’s putok! Pagudpod, Paoay church, windmills, lighthouse, Burgos, Graciano, the Empanadas, Bagnets, Dinuguans, Fort Ilocandia… and Cathy Lao. LOLZ! Oh, and it was my first time to hold a gun of another man. I mean, the Caliber 40 and M-16. AAAhhh, i’m having multiple orgasm typing these. Reminiscing what happened in Ilocos makes me… mushy. LOL! I want to go back there!

Pagudpod. Ehehe, lookie loookie at my body. Protruding nipples! LOLZ!

The day before i went there, i prepared for everything. I got my Jansport Bag and another duffel bag but… as i was on my way to our meeting place, I realized that i forgot the duffel bag at home! It contain 3 shorts, slippers, toothpaste, shampoo but nothing major. Good thing fatass Mikwho lent me his excess shorts, though it’s quite big! Yes folks, I’m that absent-minded. Or excited. I don’t care, i had fun.

So people, minions, visit Ilocos Norte. It’s all worth it. (See! I can totally give SOME TRAVEL BLOGS OUT THERE a run for their money! LOL!)

Am I weird if I say that i wanna have tattoos? I dunno, maybe some consider it dirty or unprofessional but i think it’s the coolest thing. Imagine, a corporate me in the near future, having badass tattoos on my arm or on my back. That would be awezum! Some say that someone with a tattoo will stand out negatively in the white-collar world. I guess it’s okay. White-collar dress code is very predictable. Long sleeves, neck tie… Then get tattooed on your back, chest, or anything hidden. When you get a tattoo, you’re not gonna flaunt it always right? And it’s cool when you get rumors from people that, you have a tattoo there, or that.

I really like the tattoos of Yakuzas in Japan. I’m not a Yakuza and got a 1 is to 1000 probability that i aint gonna be one. But i’d love to get those tattoos.

Tigastigastigas no?

Are you a geek? I am. I remember back then, i used to watch Transformers, Teenage-mutant-ninja turtles, and BTx. I memorized every character, power, skill etc. Me and my friends back then compete each other with every knowledge we have. When i was in grade 6, i became a Harry Potter fan. From the passwords of Dumbledore’s office to Voldy’s favorite color, i know everything. Highschool came, then college, people change but still am an inner-geek. Yes, i’m a geek but i never divulge it. I know how to solve the Rubrik’s cube, but i never flaunt it. I have a blog, but nobody from my offline friends knows about it. Weird.

But now, i think that the geek culture is becoming more and more popular and being embraced as a fashion statement. They call it geek chic. These are clothing accessories/materials that incorporates movies, television, gaming, or anything… geek! Here are some weird things i found on the internet:

Broken link necklace.

This is just weird. I wouldn’t wear it though. Maybe it’s for women but, no. It’s $5.95 more or less, 250php. As the they say, “why would you wear something that reminds you of crappy internet service?” This is just too much.

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