This is the last day of the last sembreak of my college life. I already miss waking up in the afternoon, drinking coffee all day in front of the laptop, and eating anything you want because you’re alone in the house and nobody cares if you’re naked. Also getting drunk and singing karaoke all night long. I already miss not worrying about anything academic.
Konting tiis nalang, maybe you gais should try weight loss supplements. LOL
Smile everyone!
The Foodcourt musical by ImprovEverywhere
Improv Everywhere causes scenes of chaos and joy in public places. Created in August of 2001 by Charlie Todd, Improv Everywhere has executed over 70 missions involving thousands of undercover agents. The group is based in New York City.
Improv Everywhere decided to go for world domination so they started to go global. Chapters around the globe sprung like mushrooms and made scenes around them. Of course Philippines, a newly industrialized nation, third-world-no-more and actively responding to the demands of the rapidly changing society decided to join the fun hence the birth of Eksena Manila.
The Philippines based Eksena Manila is a group of young developing community of 100 [and counting] agents in the process of establishing their name and reputation to match the global Improv standards, inspired by New York, USA’s Improv Everywhere.
Our only goal is to make scenes across Manila that bring innocent fun, wild chaos and joy to every Pinoy when they least expect it, generally through a profound act and utter absurdity. While missions can get wild, weird and wonderful they will always be harmless bliss that will leave confusion and will keep them engrossed in our dimension to share stories and great memories to treasure.
I joined the 3rd mission: LRT Chorale. IT WAS LOOOL! The mission is for agents to sing inside the LRT Station from Betty Go-Belmonte to V. mapa. We sang Maling Akala by the Eraserheads. My heart is pounding the minute i stepped inside the train. People of different color, size and shape were in there. The first thing i did was to look for someone i know. Good thing, there’s none! The nerves diminished as i sang my heart out! The construction-worker-looking guy stared at me as though i’m flipping out. I was flipping out. The emo boys at the back cart of the train were dancing and tapping along with us. I even heard one say “Ayos sa trip ah… Que sera sera naman sunod!” Lol. Here’s a teaser of our LRT Chorale mission: Enjoy!
Watch out for the whole video…
“Kung wala kayong ginagawa pumunta kayo sa JOBS FAIR” - Umeeksenang Manong!
Visit eksena manila’s youtube account for more videos.
From the creators of the infamous Low Tagalog Version. Gagabobo did it again! ENJOY! Watch out this May, something like this will happen. ;)
Click here for the lyrics
Masochista akong tao. Kanina nga, nag-usap kami ni Ermats tungkol sa mga bagay-bagay. “Ano ba yang futbol futbol na yan! Pisikal na laro yan ah! Pano kung mabayagan ka diyan, edi hindi ka na magkakaaanak!” Sagot ko naman, “Meme, yun nga ang gusto ko napipisikal. Pakiramdam ko kasi buhay ako kapag nakakaramdam ng sakit.” Sumabat pa si Ate sasa, “MASOCHISTA KA!!” Oo mga tohwls, dude, tsong, pare, masochista akong tao. Pero hindi sa puntong nagkakasugat na ako. Ayaw ko kasi ng sugat, lalo na kapag may dugo.
Marami akong kinakatakutan. Takot ako sa dugo sa totoo lang. Nanghihina ako kapag nakakakita ako ng dugo. Isama mo na rin ang daga. Putangina, nababakla na ako pag may daga sa paligid. Erpats ko rin, takot sa daga. Kaya nga hindi ko ni minsan nagustuhan si Mickey Mouse. Tanginang Mickey Mouse yan, dagang nagsasalita, hindi lang yun nagsasayaw pa!
Panoorin niyo nalang toh mga pips! Enjoy:
This is pure Pinoy talent y’all! Enjoy!
Astig talaga sila! Ehehe
Haha! I think, this was last week’s episode of ASAP where they featured FHM cover girls Nina Jose and Hazel Anne Mendoza. Spot 1:20 of this video. Uber lolz! I know it’s not THAT hot. I mean, everyone would wish that Nina Jose should’ve had the wardrobe malfunction. hehe. I remember Hazel Anne as Flerida Macaspac of Pangako Sa’yo. She plays the lulzy younger sister of Kristine Hermosa. Ok, i stop nao. Here’s the Hazel Anne Mendoza Nipple Slip: Enjoy[?]
So, it’s not that clear… but i tell you, i saw the episode on tv and i did recognized the Areola. It’s not pink. O, and see how she fixed herself on 1:26. LOL! Magsusuot pa kasi ng malaswa, eh alam namang sasayaw!
Pukinanginangyan! Nasan ang pinoy pride jan? Eh sa simula lang yung Filipino lahat English na! May accent pa. Thik men mow eng kamao! Thik men mow eng kamao! Thik men mow eng kamao! Nagkukunwaring mga egoy.
